Hoosier's dad

The inevitable. The anthropomorphic embodyment of really bad furry dad jokes.

Hoosier's dad should never have happened

by Hoosier's dad December 28, 2016

Dad Save

An improvised maneuver carried out to prevent a person or object from harm. Most often done for small children.

Maneuver is not exclusively for dads. Can also be done by other older family members or family friends.

“I would be retarded today, if my dad hadn’t done that epic dad save near the balcony of the old apartment.”

by Troll face McGee May 9, 2021

Ur dad

Never came back with the milk

Friend : hey how's ur dad?
Me : I'm lactose intolerant because of him

by anonymous May 25, 2022

monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad

wow your dad is such a monkey dad

by Niyuo August 15, 2017

Dad

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

by Big Fat Meaty Cock January 20, 2019

You dont have a dad

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imagine you dont have a dad

by himothy9000 August 23, 2023

Dad

who

dad can not be found. Please re-type your word as there may be a spelling error.

by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019