to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

by Rasus January 31, 2015

Crazy stamp

This is whenot you meet someone and right away you know they are out of their mind and you want to stamp the work crazy right across their forehead.

I just meat Erica...she totally gets the crazy stamp

by MarianneM November 28, 2016

Tunnel to Crazy Town

Vagina, or pussy; referred to in a way when a man gets caught in a "sticky" situation with a crazy woman due to sexual desire.

You sure went through the Tunnel to Crazy Town with this one, didn't you?

by The Real Blue Wolf September 19, 2018

Crazy

Lighthearted response sw to an unexpected action of another...

That's crazy To go at night stead of when its light out.

by anonymous January 2, 2022

crazy lion

A girl who jerks you off, again and again. Over 300 times.

Zettie gave the best Crazy Lion's.

by Sugar pie eater. April 3, 2020

fuck is ya crazy ?

mostly used by people in/from the south. it means “are you dumb?”

Jake: I just cussed my mom out.
Derek: “fuck is ya crazy ?”

by naydalicious_ July 31, 2023

jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)

Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 24, 2024