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Free Cheese

An expression for when you get something for free.

Originating from a band of Cornish smugglers who abandoned a load of cheese at the bottom of a beach, after not being able to carry it up the steep slope. The local villagers stole it before they could get back to it, creating the phrase "free cheese".
"Just got an extra chicken nugget, free cheese"
by 6EQUJ5 February 9, 2023
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cheese butcher

The section of the supermarket where you get slices of cheese next to the deli meat counter. Not to confused with meat butcher
Yesterday I needed some Swiss and cheddar so I went to the cheese butcher
by HelloJoomla November 30, 2017
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ebola with cheese

This is the meme created when Ugandan Knuckles fight the Perfect cell. Using the power of cheese on top of ebola, he eliminated Cell.
Ugandan Knuckles: Do you know what I eat everyday?
Cell: Please stop with these god damn jokes.
Ugandan Knuckles: Ebola with cheese
by Ebolian queen August 29, 2018
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Small Cheese

I'm the small cheese man, you don't get it do ya?
Type of small cheese everybody acting like they knew ya
Go uptown, New York City b****
Some Spanish girls love me like I'm Aventura
Tell Uncle Luke I'm out in Miami too
Clubbing hard, cheesing women ain't much to do
Wrist bling, got a condo up in Biscayne
Still getting brain from a thang, ain't cheese changed
How you feel? How you feel? How you feel?
by Hamvader February 4, 2015
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Swamp cheese

A cheesy smell coming from the scrotum, usually caused from unwashed dumpster dick. Could also be caused from dipping your fresh cock into swamp puss. You stink up the whole god damn house as soon as you drop your drawers to wash blue cheese nuts. It a lot like fermunda Cheese. A stinky smells that comes fermunda your nuts. But swamp cheese is more severe.
I came home from a whores house and had the worst swamp cheese I’ve ever had!
by Swampcheese69 April 4, 2019
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Cherry Cheese

A Very cheesy pussy.
Clean out yo nasty cherry cheese, bitch.
by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020
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