Candy cum

Give ur girl a penis baby little wigger

Candy cum

by Rissthecunbaby December 30, 2021

Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!

Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

That's So Candy

When something someone says or does is so extremely sweet, it makes you say the saying, "That's So Candy".
Candy = Sweet/Endearing or Attractive

"He's so Candy".

"She's so Candy".
"They're so Candy".
"You're so Candy".

A boyfriend gives his girlfriend a handmade valentines card, she says, "That's so Candy".
A female is with her friends and sees a very handsome guy walk by, she says, "He's so Candy".
A guy is talking to his friend about a beautiful celebrity, he says, "She's so Candy".
A girl is with her best friend and sees a Senior Citizen couple holding hands as they are both pushed in their wheelchairs, she says, "They're so Candy".
You do something I find cute, sexy or attractive, so I end up saying, "You're so Candy."

by JohnyRabbit January 14, 2023

Candy Corn Penguin

As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.

Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!

by Quintopolise April 21, 2021

ink candy

Ink slang for Tattoos. Candy as in an attractive female, usually young.

Did you see that hot Ink Candy in the green bikini down at the surf?

by demon369 September 18, 2013

missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters

i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween

by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020

crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019