Child

Basically Tommyinnit he acts like a child, talks like a child, and is as mature as 3 year old child

Person 1: hey Tommyinnit is streaming

Person 2: oh the child

Person1: no Tommyinnit not “the child”

Person 2: yes the child he’s literally a child

by Tommyinit July 11, 2021

Child

A football

I love kicking footballs 😐 oh I meant child

by Child kicker February 10, 2021

reverse child support

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.

Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.

Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!

Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.

by sleepercell28 August 15, 2011

Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.

Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-

by FunkyF0rk November 29, 2023

Child

A complete waste of time.

Like a Daylen, a child is a complete waste of time.

by Urmom bent over for me November 6, 2022

Hair Child

that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.

*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"

by mattchick February 21, 2012

Pro-child sexual preference

Aka. P.C.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who does want and or has children

Kendra is only interested in sleeping with people who have kids. She has a pro-child sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021