candybalism 

When you run out of candy pass out on Halloween, so you go trick-or-treating in order to restock your candy supply.

Instead of going to the store, you hunt your neighbors' candy. Other's candy must be sacrificed so your house's supply can be sustained.

Dude! We're almost out of candy! We have to resort to candybalism. Go trick or treating so we don't have to go to the store.

candybalism by wpplayer November 1, 2013

Candy Cloud 

When a girl puts on a whip-cream bikini and you have to lick off every inch. If you lick it all off and make a happy plate, you get extra desert. Common among prostitutes in southern Mississippi.

Tom payed $250 for a Candy Cloud special from Alycee who works the back bay. He got extra desert and diabetes that night.

Candy Cloud by TomsExtremePP December 16, 2013

Candy Courting 

When candy is used to get closer to a girl for a sexual encounter or possible relationship; The act of offering candy opens the door for further conversation with the person you are interested in.

That Ray is coming to the office every day and offering candy to Wendy. It's quite obvious that he is infatuated with her as he keeps "candy courting" her with that sweetmeat.

Candy Courting by Lime5 March 5, 2014

Candy Week 

The first week of school where real duties haven't kicked in and you are allowed to act irresponsibly.

'Wait, are you sure you want to go to the party? It's on a Wednesday!!'
'Yes, dude, relax... It's Candy Week!'

Candy Week by ciphrex August 6, 2014

Candy Cain WheelChair 

In a three sum with 2 guys and a girl. The two guys shove candy canes up the dick hole. One guy puts it in her ass and the other one in her pussy. And the one who makes her squirt first wins.

Who one in that Candy Cain WheelChair last night. Yay it was a close call but I just got it in time.

Candy Cain WheelChair by This I Do IRL November 19, 2014

Candy Head

A person who loves candy; someone who eats too much candy

You don't what to know how much of a candy head I am.

Candy Head by Ck12345 December 2, 2014

candycrushed 

When someone gets run over or smashed so badly that in the pictures of them online, the gore is pixelated intentionally.

hoogly_boogly: Damn, she got ran over so hard that her matter was reduced to pixels.
MoogleBoy: Candycrushed.

candycrushed by Teh Nibblorz May 22, 2015