by Jenrndudje November 15, 2021
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Get the National fuck your best friend daymug. The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
 Get the That's something best left up to Jesus Christmug.
Get the That's something best left up to Jesus Christmug. Any week of a month you and your best friends can grab each others ass when ever you all want. But only on grab your best friends ass week
by lortimmydadon September 1, 2021
 Get the Grab Your Best Friends Ass Weekmug.
Get the Grab Your Best Friends Ass Weekmug. by mingi’s heart August 14, 2021
 Get the best dk (lee seokmin of svt) stanmug.
Get the best dk (lee seokmin of svt) stanmug. You: “hey how you doing” keep it simple like friend related then wait for them to respond them:“hey,I’m doing good how about you”you: “I’m doing good can I tell you something? Them: “yes what is it?” You: do I have this crush but don’t know how to tell him/her” them: “just tell him/her that you like them” you: ok then I like you and I have feelings for you!” It’s national ask your best friend out day!!
by Emma rancagua  November 13, 2020
 Get the national ask your best friend outmug.
Get the national ask your best friend outmug. by jinglebells519 January 1, 2012
 Get the Wishing you the best in the new yearmug.
Get the Wishing you the best in the new yearmug. Make your next move your best move refers to the first moment following a major life change wherein one understands that with your back against the wall; time growing short; and , your options limited you must act wisely in order to both survive and thrive. The crisis make you decisive.
When you don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of you better make your next move your best move. When you have nothing, you’ve got nothing to lose.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023
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