derfin biscuit

An accusatory phrase that implies that something you just heard is made up, imagined or a far reaching fantasy.

Some biscuits resemble the shape of a cow patty so this is a clean way of saying "bullshit" or "BS".

That is a total derfin biscuit...you just made that up!
Nobody would believe that in that "derfin biscuit".
That's some derfin BS right there!

by Mongo10 October 23, 2023

Biscuit Kiss

The act of finishing a round of soggy biscuit with the loser sharing their prize with all of the winners by transferring some of the soaked biscuit via a kiss (similar to part of a snowball kiss)

If we're gonna play soggy biscuit, let's at least do it with a biscuit kiss.

by KamikazeNut July 6, 2021

sploge biscuit

dried masses of man juice found in local adult peep shows on floor.

the homo enjoys a good sploge biscuit with his coffee.

by e z geezus July 29, 2011

`~~The`~`Biscuits`~`Flak`~`thE~~'

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`~~The`~`Biscuits`~`Flak`~`thE~~'

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

fiddle biscuits

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

by papayapussy November 1, 2018

Fuck Biscuit

A fuck biscuit is something you call your friends who are dumb and outright idiots used as a slur in heated arguments

Stfu you stupid fuck biscuit.

by Daddy1246 August 8, 2021

biscuit scared

Easily upset over nothing or trivial things which can come off as being crazy. Easily offended that even a biscuit would upset them.

Boss: Kim is upset that someone moved her office chair over the weekend

Me: *rolls eyes* Every Monday that bitch is biscuit scared over something!!

by ReedL February 13, 2024