The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.
by EndlessMe November 14, 2019
Get the Asian Matt Damonmug. A type or comedy that is when a asian talks or makes jokes about being asian
Or just using what they learned from others to make asian videos
Mostly or all are asian making content
Or just using what they learned from others to make asian videos
Mostly or all are asian making content
by Wesiswes September 9, 2021
Get the asian Comedymug. Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023
Get the Asian parentsmug. 
by bigmac234 February 28, 2024
Get the Asian sweatmug. by the_asian_pro September 25, 2022
Get the Asianmug. by Rb123456 July 28, 2017
Get the asian pearlmug.