When you and your dad are double teaming your morbidly obese sister on the kitchen table and the legs give out.
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“Bro! Last night I did the Alabama Whoopee Cushion with Sandra!”
“What the fuck is wrong with you? Isn’t that your sister?”
“And?”
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“And?”
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We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.
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Get the Alabama Firefighter mug.Alabama is a southern US state with a dark past of segregationism.
While the racism has decreased since the 1960s, it's still one of the more social conservative states, being one of the more anti abortion states in the union alongside Mississippi.
White and black people from Alabama are mostly christians (usually baptists). Black Alabama democrats, while still on the left in various matters, are usually less progressive than their northern peers in some hot buttom social issues.
Cities like Birmingham and Huntsville are less conservative, that's where most white democrats in the state live.
White people from Alabama are usually stereotyped in two groups:
- Suburban southerns, usually evangelical and supportive of economic conservatism. Nowadays some of them are more moderate.
- Rural southerns, sometimes called rednecks, who are socially conservative but prefer conservatism with a populist flavor. They love Trump.
While the racism has decreased since the 1960s, it's still one of the more social conservative states, being one of the more anti abortion states in the union alongside Mississippi.
White and black people from Alabama are mostly christians (usually baptists). Black Alabama democrats, while still on the left in various matters, are usually less progressive than their northern peers in some hot buttom social issues.
Cities like Birmingham and Huntsville are less conservative, that's where most white democrats in the state live.
White people from Alabama are usually stereotyped in two groups:
- Suburban southerns, usually evangelical and supportive of economic conservatism. Nowadays some of them are more moderate.
- Rural southerns, sometimes called rednecks, who are socially conservative but prefer conservatism with a populist flavor. They love Trump.
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