Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him

Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket

by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022

Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings

Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up

by itslinacolada November 1, 2021

Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine

Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!

by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021

Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube

guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.

by epic man epic words September 9, 2021

Alabama Lipstick

When a guy gives his girlfriend oral sex while she is on her period and he gets red lips from her blood.

Kevin is into all kinds of kinky stuff. Even if his girlfriend is on her rag, he likes to get a dose of Alabama lipstick. He is such a man whore.

by 19Itsuki87 September 13, 2021

Alabama mudbath

It's when someone is doing it doggie and the guy says "I want to see your star burst" and she just has explosive diarrhea straight onto his torso.

"Ever had a cleveland steamer?"
"No, but I heard Dan got an Alabama mudbath from Shiela."
"What a mess"

by cerealkillr95 September 15, 2021

Alabama Soul Patch

When a woman has a extremely hairy asshole.

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.

by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021