Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 20, 2003
Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.
by hobolizardg January 04, 2012
by CDog821 June 23, 2016
Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.
or
Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.
or
Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.
John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?
Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?
John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!
Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?
John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!
by Ozla November 12, 2009
While laying in bed you masturbate and cum just below your belly button. Let the cum dry overnight and then peel it off in the morning for a salty snack.
by Popeye I April 14, 2011
by Bigmantyrobe December 13, 2019
When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits
by jsqurriel November 21, 2019