Jordan

Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself

Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub

Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners

Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root

by murraynod November 21, 2024

Jordan Barr

A tall guy who insists he’s really good at fortnite but is at most a casual player, 0 fortnite skill whatsoever

Jordan Barr has no skill with a game of fortnite

by Theman8383848 August 4, 2024

jordans

african americans or black people

Look at those jordans over there they are so handsome

by Shiny:Drool: April 7, 2021

Jordan

Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi

Damn shawt is dat Jordan he finna come take my hoe Omg

by Stk steakhouse type eatin August 2, 2022

Micheal Jordan

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025

Jordan

Jordan is the cutest girl you will ever see, and Jordan if your on here I hope you know who I am because I have a crush on you.

I love Jordan.

by Cole🎺 June 12, 2021

jordan lockrow

Extremely hot guy

mix of Zayn Malik & Christopher McCrory

"Do you know Jordan Lockrow?"
"Oh, that hot dude!"

by George65551 September 4, 2016