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ur pap a trap

in an attempt to combat the all powerful combat cars, such as "ur nanny tranny" and "ur sister a mister," ancient magic weilders all joined together to craft this all powerful trap card.

if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.
Joseph: Ur granny tranny
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"

*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.
by Total_desolation May 11, 2018
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Trap Hole into the socks

Typical Italian proverb, used to describe an instinctive reaction that turns a disadvantage into a favorable action.
It derives from Trap Hole, a Yu-gi-oh card often used to start a counterattack
A:"Che goal, sono riusciti a pareggiare proprio all'ultimo!"
B:"lo hai detto, questo è il classico Buco trappola nei calzettoni"
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A:"What a goal, they managed to equalize at the very last second!"
B:"Of course, this Is the classic Trap Hole into the socks"
by coleos December 12, 2016
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Kalahari Hand-trap

Having sex doggy style, reach your whole hand into her anus and grab your penis through the wall of the vagina and anus increasing internal friction.
Kyle was sure not to pull out while he had an arm in the Kalahari Hand-trap.
by Schmele May 21, 2023
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Pinoy finger trap

when you put fingers from both of your hands into the two ends of a filipino.(can also be replaced for other nationalities. eg: scottish finger trap)
C: what was that move last night?
T: which one?
C: with the fingers
T: oh that, that’s the Pinoy finger trap
by Honey Bunny._ph February 27, 2021
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spanish fly trap

that mexican has a hairy spanish fly trap
by brandon hairy September 14, 2009
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Chinese Finger Trap

A form of handjob where the woman places her palm on the head of the penis, draping her fingers down over the shaft. The woman typically then lifts her hand while simultaneously bringing her fingers together. This is generally used in "fooling around" situations, or by inexperienced women who don't really get what feels good and what doesn't.
She started giving me a Chinese Finger Trap in the hot tub. I appreciated the effort, but seriously, what was that?
by RecoveringFratboy January 3, 2009
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couch shit trap

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it
after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it
by jommy cash February 2, 2010
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