by Alice Underware May 01, 2018
Sann is very very short sann also calls ppl taller then it short when you can literally stomp on it💀 also thinks a 69 year old man is fine weird ah
by Stealth777 August 15, 2022
A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
Youtube Short form content designed to either lure a viewer into the comments while the video is not paused or has an image to read while the video is unpaused for massive viewer intake.
by ANCARTFACT May 22, 2023
Shorts that aren’t exactly booty shorts cuz the cheeks don’t stick out.
ALL genders can rock the Shiki shorts, you just gotta put your mind to it!!
ALL genders can rock the Shiki shorts, you just gotta put your mind to it!!
by Plushy July 15, 2019
a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.
ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.
ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)
ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)
ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
by Shumongous October 13, 2014
Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
by Ol' mate March 06, 2019