The sweetest, kindest, most loving person you'll ever meet. Strong, rugged, and handsome to boot!! Possibly perfect husband and father material!
by Chi Ichigawa June 01, 2012
The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.
by Dean Lane November 27, 2024
Hey checkout Stacy in those yoga pants hey Stacy pedophile luke wants to take a smoke break with you
by Yoyomayyogffzx December 01, 2013
A very weird type of human who often has Marfan syndrome and is very skinny, these type of people often have buck teeth when they are younger that go away as they grow. Sometime in their teen years they get a haircut that looks very Amish and or Homosexual. It is also common for them to think they are good at bass drum.
by Masonmessi10 March 27, 2019
A swedish young man with negative canthal tilt. His looks are reminiscent of Lil Man J with down syndrome. Has gigantic yams and a elephant trunk for a penis. His booty is rather tight with a slight odor of pringles. Most likely has a large amount of panda buy clothing items.
YO! that dude over there is such a Luke Koslosky!
Have you smelled his butt? It smells just like Luke Koslosky!
Have you smelled his butt? It smells just like Luke Koslosky!
by thetightest March 05, 2024
by Differentbutsamesame January 25, 2016