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The X+1 Rule

X is you, and Y is the person you are referring to. Y will always be one more than you are, no matter what, and is always better, sadly for you.
"I hate Joe so much. He always hits me with the X+1 Rule on the field.... He just always HAS to do it better than me."
by #swagzilla November 16, 2012
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Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent
Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)
by Katsopolis September 4, 2013
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Rule of Drinking #1

Open bar is a dangerous game, respect it.

Free booze, whilst wondrous and full of joy, is also dangerous.
Tread carefully.
"Dude they have an open bar at the Christmas party!!!"

"Rule of Drinking #1 man."
by kasairashi December 31, 2011
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log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.
Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out
by ComradeWave April 12, 2023
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Rule #1 and #2

Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB! These rules are from the hut 1999 film Fight Club
Hey Tyler what's rule #1 and #2.
Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB!
by Dr Patrick McGowan December 8, 2022
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1 Figure Nigger

Anesongib : I'm 7 Figure Gibber you're 1 Figure Nigger

Ksi :
by Mr Seuk Madek August 25, 2023
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Sucks Dick for a $1

Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is pathetic! No wonder he hides her. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she's just a temporary distraction, he’s got money problems. She's annoying and butt-ugly too but she'll give blowjobs for beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023
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