Laundry turtle

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.

I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024

tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

Turtle biscuit

• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.

• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.

"I cant stand you right now, ur such a turtle biscuit."

by SlangOfASavage May 14, 2020

Turtle

Thing

OMG a turtle

by P4rk3r08 March 1, 2022

Turtle-necking

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

by AGBJ January 21, 2021

bouncy turtles

Big ol' tiddies that bounce

Ay Dan, don't you love big bouncy turtles?

by 22 insane September 18, 2022

nair turtle

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.

Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.

by Peter Parker November 17, 2016