Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

my digital escape

The digital footprint of a strange blonde man and a group of ex-scene kids that they will never, in fact, escape from.

Person 1: "Remember My Digital Escape?"
Person 2: "I wish I didn't..."

by oliveoillllllllll February 3, 2024

goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony

Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?

by boppo_ August 11, 2020

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

by Fang is cool October 6, 2022

Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

Boosting my own bottom

To give positive affirmation to one’s self. A phrase of encouragement or pride of one’s action being made or done.

A: Wow! You did this by yourself?
B: Yea! It looks so good man. Boosting my own bottom!

by foreheadcrew October 6, 2022

Grinding My Gears

When something is bothersome or a pet peeve.

Jillian: What is bothering you today Jessica?
Jessica: The software Sarah created is really grinding my gears.

by HiddenGem777 September 3, 2020