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Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls
Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house
by Bignast420 March 7, 2021
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yeetus on my fetus

Danial: hello
John:yeetus on my fetus!!!!!
by the meter October 2, 2019
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My Job

My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.
Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
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draggin my nuts

the act of telling someone they'll be there at one time and constantly saying (blank) more minutes as to keep you waiting for no reason usually applies to drug dealers when there supposed to be delivering your shit
yo this nigga said hed be here at 5 and its 6 and now hes saying 15 more minutes nigga better stop draggin my nuts mannnn bout to go cop from someone else
by VV_VV November 30, 2023
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shut up you're my shut up

A phrase for when someone you love won't shut up about fucking you.
Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"
by Logthenerd October 2, 2022
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