fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh

Fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019

Are you fucking me in the ass right now?

Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.

Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry

by Eisenhower June 25, 2017

I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

When a person has enough and this is what he says when he wants to kick your ass.

Bully: Alright, problem kid! Bitch!
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus

by TanglefingStar February 8, 2023

OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE WAY

1. A term used by bikers when some retard is standing directly infront of them

2. Used when there is something large barreling towards you at a very high speed

1. OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE WAY WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN THE BIKE LANE

2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY JESUS CHRIST OH FUCK

by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021

National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day

The 26th of December, is National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day

Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.

by Amogus_Ampostor June 27, 2022

Oh, Fuck You Frank, Get Out

Professionally appropriate exclamation when you’ve put up with enough of a Blue Falcon’s self-serving bullshit.

Taken from S7E8 of Shameless when Ian Gallagher kicks Frank out of their home with a baseball bat for being a worthless individual.

Frank: I shouldn’t have to remind you I’m god’s gift to man and everything I do wrong is your fault because I’m actually an incompetent douchebag.

Literally everyone else: Oh, FUCK YOU FRANK, get out!!!

by xfitter22hehim February 8, 2022

Playing a game of wack fuck over here

Whack!

Bart: Playing a game of wack fuck over here.
*Winston whacks gold ball*
Winston: Fuck!

by Whack fuck March 5, 2022