Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.
Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
by K-Beezy September 2, 2017
Get the Ass-spackle mug.Having a close girl whom is not your girlfriend but close to family like a sister.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.
Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.
Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.
That girl alissa is close to like being family to a ton of friends. Yea she owes three hundred bones to her brother and she's ignoring him. Yea she knows the drill, it's cash or ass directly from me to her.
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!
Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?
Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?
Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode
Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!
Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?
Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?
Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode
Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?
by Ben Franklin 💯 August 31, 2017
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Get the thin ass mug.Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.
I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!
(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018
Get the ass tobacco mug.A pressed ass bitch is a girl who keeps texting or posting her ex who is now your boyfriend and she already has a boyfriend buhh wants all your attention so you can pop her dead in her shit🤣💯
by Mindyours.com February 20, 2019
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Get the Ass feet mug.you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019
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