Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 06, 2022
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Dick Beavers

Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps
"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"
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dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.
1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!
by beavermaster March 16, 2014
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Dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so right around his penis that it bulges out around the seam creating a weggie I’m in his dick and pants
DUDE what’s with the dick wedge?!
When Jacob sat down he had a major dick wedge.
by Dick wedge March 26, 2019
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dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so tight around his penis that it bulges out around the seem createing a weggie in his dick and balls
Oh wow look at his dick wedge! -
DUDE what with the dick wedge-
When Jacob say down he had a major dick wedge
by Dick wedge March 26, 2019
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dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so tight around his penis that it bulges out around the seem createing a weggie in his dick and balls
Oh wow look at his dick wedge! -
DUDE what with the dick wedge-
When Jacob say down he had a major dick wedge
by Dick wedge March 26, 2019
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Brick dick

When you and your girlfriend are oral intercourse and she trys to bite down on your shaft and the dick is so hard that the girls teeth fall out.
I got head from my girl yesterday and I Brick dicked her
by Young bull’s gay partner April 29, 2019
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