ollie adoption day

ollie adoption day is the day my cat oliver got adopted, please make it a national holiday. August 3rd! Please make oliver famous he is really fat and cute:)

-GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS, IT IS OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
-HAPPY OLLIE ADOPTION DAY

by Slayqueen20205027 August 2, 2022

Day

Day is a lid on a pan

Omg are you pan then im your day

by Winnie de poeh December 11, 2019

national end a situationship day

National end a situationship day occurs on November 25. Boys just love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows.

“We should stay friends, I don’t see this going anywhere”
“I should’ve seen this coming, it’s November 25, National end a situationship day”

by Lattlelikesloa November 25, 2024

give your girl a hoodie day

November 6th is national give your girl a hoodie day! So if you see your girl, give her your hoodie!

give your girl a hoodie day is the day most perfect for ur girl, cause every girl want a hoodie from her babe

by unknownlover November 5, 2020

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day fall on April 20th

Males may have their dicks sucked multiple times in one day Females may suck as many dicks as wished and CANT be judged on this day only .

Carlos: hey Sam ,I’m with my boys, want to suck our cocks?
Sam: i wish I could but I don’t want to be called a hoe .
Carlos : it’s National Suck Dick Day

Sam: oh yeah I forgot , I will be there soon .

by Helll yeahhh May 28, 2018

National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.

1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there

by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021

National talking day

October 7th post the person your talking to !

Ryan: you know what’s today ?
Sally: no what

Ryan: national talking day. So you got to post me

by lovely lady bean October 4, 2020