Fladoogan my boogan

Fladoogan my boogan
A word said by the hip kids at school
When you fladoogan my boogan you feel pretty stoogan like jit latugan
by BabyThrower September 13, 2023
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 08, 2023
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Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy

and I'm his submissible and breedable little rat
Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy
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my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.
Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!
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My asshole is green

Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week
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My gooch Bitch

wanna know what it smells like “My Gooch Bitch
by Ali🤙 September 07, 2020
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My Gooch Bitch

that smells like “My Gooch Bitch”
by Ali🤙 September 07, 2020
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