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Halloween depression

Day after Halloween in which you are extremely sad because you did nothing on Halloween, you didn't wear a costume or watch a movie or go to a party so you feel like you wasted one of the best days of the year.
Friend on November 1: Why are you so sad?
Me: I didn't do anything on Halloween, i didnt even hanged out with friends at all
Friend: I think you have Halloween depression
by Tsukkii November 1, 2019
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Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019
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Cuteness depression

When somethings so cute that it can make you feel sad.

Often when looking at said cute thing your heart can feel heavy and tears are even possible (along with other physical reactions linked to sadness).
"this fanart is so cute it makes me have cuteness depression, hes just so chubby and cute and dumb holy shittttt😭"
by Zora Sekai July 27, 2025
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Treating Depression

Just tell them to start threatening to murder children. Cured mine right up.
Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
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Depressing

This is depressing, dude.
by Your father-in-law, Bob March 21, 2025
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post post depression

When you post something and you instantly get depression f****** wondering what people are going to think and judge you and all that s*** and you know your b**** ass ain't going to f****** delete it so you're kind of depressed and you're like oh s*** and then you turn off your phone or like silence it and then throw it into the corner and then look at your computer only
shit dude i posted the pic and now i got post post depression
by FrickDaPoPo May 31, 2024
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Depression

Oh no, I know that not cleaning your house and not grooming yourself are symptoms of depression....
Hym "I'm doing it deliberately. I don't actually have depression. LIFE-STRIKE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, I don't think, nor have I ever claimed, that Schizophrenia 'Isn't real.' I said that I was either patient zero of a 'Psychogenic epidemic' (I said "Epiphenomenon" but I was using the word wrong because Epi (affects a a community) and Phenomenon (1. a fact or situation that is observed to exist or happen, especially one whose cause or explanation is in question. 2. a remarkable person, thing, or event.) and you would think that that's what the word means but, no, and then I made the comparison to religion) Like, if I do the symptoms of Depression... That IS NOT HAVING DEPRESSION. It isn't the same. But if I were to report the 'symptoms' that I have... But people are DOING THE SYMPTOMS TO ME... Then I don't have the thing that coincides with the symptoms. Jordan Peterson... Decided to pile on... In spite of the fact the that he's a mental health professional, or WAS, and wants to use the fact that it's happening as leverage to get me to do his bullshit and YOU are authoritarian shit-libs who want you to be the cops without you having to actually do it yourself but EITHER OF YOU doing EXACTLY THAT will result in ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY! FULL RIGHTS OR DEATH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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