the work

to fuck

john; i’m bout to give becky the work

by lovelouseu June 21, 2018

Work glitter

Win your work from home office is covered in dog for from your constant companion.

My keyboard is covered in work glitter.

by Adventure Junkie January 13, 2021

The works

Oral sex/getting laid. Anything sexual.

What's good with the works?
When you gon give me the works?
Let me get the works!

by PWhite69 March 2, 2022

Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.

Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

matt work

often times defined as practicing Mixed Martial Arts with buddies, but usually a cover up to blow your some dude named Matt behind the gym.
Also refer to the word Jim time

Dan: hey brett what were you at the gym for four hours for?
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.

by cshmnymc January 16, 2011

Hard Work and Determination

I mean, it was literally the thing I said and not that. It was literally you being signed off on by a more successful person, Chris!

Hym "Hard work and determination had nothing to do with it. You were 1 of 3 horde wielding tests mean to gauge both my retention and my ability to drive engagement in the absence of analytics and demonstrate to the audience that the thing I'm talking about is on some level occurring. Louis Michael, Chris!? Louis Michael!? What kind of shit is that!? You were elevated by the greatest mind who has ever lived and that is the thanks I get?"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work

Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a crazy lunchtime work jack.

by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024