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Willy

Way of saying Penis, unless you’re a nerd and it’s for Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.
Did you see the drake leak? He swung around his Willy!
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BRUCE WILLIS

An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by
Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.
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small willy dilly

A man small willy and is very self conscious about his very small willy. A small willy dilly is normally agrovated by his in fact very small willy and decides to take it out on others.
“Oh look over there at man, I bet he is a small willy dilly
by Daniel brigoli February 8, 2018
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Bruce Willis

Actor/plate mounter from Bury. Often moans a lot and saves hostages from skyscrapers.
by JBizzleBBK March 10, 2022
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Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
by Shepshape June 22, 2021
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