Weed

Oh god im on crack help.

That shit weed kush so good

Weeduojldfsahdawdmnnsmab dawdmn sad.

Im on crack
Johny: Yes papa
im on crack
Johny: yes papa

by xXGamerXxDimokVindictDeluxSkid October 5, 2019

alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 13, 2017

weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with

Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?

by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016

funny weed day

A national holiday celebrated on the 21st of April when Jason takes weed on random vc and gets high because funni

"haha funny weed day"
"maybe i'll get high for the vc"
"damn"

by beyondRussian April 6, 2022

Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

weed puffs

When you combine cocoa puffs and weed you get, WeedPuffs!!!!

Man, it's breakfast, but I really need to get high...

Ah man, just eat some Weed Puffs!!!

by RotaxHD March 1, 2015

weed

a girl names jules

“omg is that a weed?”

by ohwellnvrmind June 23, 2023