turkey turner

(noun) anything in the kitchen that your not quite sure what it's name is until you find out/ those giant plastic spork looking things.

will you please hand me that turkey turner

by Xupack007 June 23, 2013

Turkeyness

The level of goodness pertaining to God's own drink, Wild Turkey!

Turkey Man: "Got anything to drink?"
Boy: "We've got some beers and wine."
Turkey Man: "Go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we'll list the Turkeyness of this sad ass excuse for a party!"
Boy: "Alright. no more poofter drinks for me then."
Turkey Man: "Turkey Power"

by drukenhard January 4, 2009

Turkey

A girl who gets passed around by you and your homeboys

Bro you bitch is a Turkey

by Yung Twizzl3r September 28, 2019

Turkey

fat ass butt

" bro turn around."
(looks at girls butt)
"Dayum she got a turkey!!)

by theofficialR&B March 20, 2017

Choking The Turkey

Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.

by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016

Turkey

A term commonly misused to describe someone stupid or to describe a man's nether region.

Turkey, a term popularized by the Simpson's episode, "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder", that means to roll a perfect game in bowling.

Homer rolled a Turkey last night at the alley, with the Pin Pals.

by mfomari February 28, 2025

Turkey

Another name for a thot who is desperate for attention

Bruh girls are some straight up turkeys

by Llm3_kb October 14, 2018