Turkey

Yes, it’s a game bird but it’s also a derogatory word used to describe someone who gobbles or yaps a lot. It also can be used in a similar way as “F-cker” or “an idiot” would be used.

“That’s turkey talk dude.”

“You turkey.”

“I’m so sick of these turkeys always ruining things.”
“You’re turkey dude, stop that.”

by Anders Krieg December 21, 2023

broke as a turkey

when you're in highschool and you miss understand a tall black guy saying he's broke

Juan- IM BROKE AS HELL

Janna- Did you just say you're broke as a turkey?
Juan- SURE DID..

by washington carter the 50000th October 8, 2013

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Turkey

A person who is free-spirited, wild, child-like and a little funny.

My toddler is a Turkey.

by anonymous November 22, 2023

dumpster turkey

Dumpster Turkey is a sex move involving two or more people. It's usually a threesome that involves a chef, massage therapist, and event planner/MBA study. It's an effort to get the massage therapist pregnant.

Suz, the event planner, used to bang Cliff, the chef. Amanda came along and used a turkey baster to get pregant with leftover Suz juices. They had a dumpster turkey child.

by pcrims May 12, 2014

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last year.

by anonymous December 8, 2024

Josk Turkey Truck

A Josk Turkey Truck is a truck that has a long build than a usual truck size. Use this information if you will.
That Josk Turkey Truck is not what it means, but Josk Turkey just means long alright. Please do not win this time as No one can find themselves the one to blame. This Option is a fitness time and due to the wet weather there is a chance to be fluently weird...

Truck Driver: Look how long this truck man 😭😭😭😭😭
The Person: Isn't that a Josk Turkey Truck??
Truck Driver: Yes it is a Josk Turkey.
The Person: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT 😭😭😭😭
Truck Driver: Can you please Shut up.

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 1, 2025