Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"

Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"

by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018

Time consumer

A person who is so self absorbed and self important and won't stop talking to you until all of your time and patience have been maxed out.

My friend spends o much time talking and standing there making me waste my day. What an unbelievable Time Consumer!!

by EvaOne August 20, 2019

pasta time

The time one spends in the air immediately after going off a killer jump, whilst skiing or snowboarding.

Chad: Duuuude, I got so much pasta time off that monster 20 footer!
Brad: Dude! Sick!

by getsweatym8 January 11, 2017

Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.

Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?

by c.cleanpipes July 17, 2016

these unprecedented times

"these unprecedented times" refers to an overused phrase describing the COVID-19 global pandemic. This overuse was most evident in public statements by schools and universities, politicians, corporations, and health authorities. Over the course of the pandemic, Twitter users began to mock this public relations cliché, by associating the phrase with the wider COVID-19 meme culture.

Variations include"these challenging times," "these uncertain times," and "these trying times."

During these unprecedented times, we must come together and we will survive this new normal.

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Board Time

The time of day ( usually between 4pm and 6pm ) skateboards are drawn outside to skate by almost instinct.

Ex. "Wow man, i didnt even expect anyone to be outside when i got here, it must be board time."

by Takun123 March 14, 2010

Die time

When the times be bad and it be time to die

God damn it we have maths, it’s die time

by Devoooooooooo March 25, 2019