Uncle

1.The man who teaches you the things you didn't learn in school.

2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .

"Last night my uncle showed me where children come from" Said laura "Really? My uncle showed me that when I was 4" Replied Stacy

by An intelegent human January 20, 2020

Uncle

Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.

You: I have an uncle.

by MsJacques August 14, 2023

Uncle Granda

Cunt that's been in aw eh wars, aw eh films n been pished through aw em.

Mind uncle granda pure mad saving Ryan

by Hand Jobbies October 29, 2019

Uncle Fucker

When some one fucks some one else's uncle

Iv'e fucked more uncles than you uncle fucker

by Chikabille February 10, 2021

Uncle J

That one, weird ass uncle that likes faygo and is very weird.

See also: Auntie Masa

Guy: hey silver
Silver: what
Guy: you suck *slaps silver*
Uncle J: *summons army of juggahos* SHUT UP

by The original sillygirl.png January 14, 2023

Uncle Pudge

Uncle pudge is the hottest man alive. girls names paris is very obsessed over him. Uncle pudge is so sweet, caring, and have a great body. His wife has no competition because paris will always win no matter what. Uncle pudge WILL marry paris no matter what happened. Uncle pudge will catch a case JUST for a girl named paris.

Have you send Uncle pudge? WELL HES TAKEN BY P.O

by paris ;) November 3, 2020

Uncle Ben (Byn)

This is when you Boof a Zyn pouch.

Hey Bro.. I got a few extra Zyn's on me.... wanna go full Uncle Ben (Byn) on the way to eat at Panda Express?

by pandadaddy December 14, 2023