stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 06, 2024

magic bullet

A magic bullet is a blender that has never been used to process food, and rather used in the processing of drugs

"bro dont tell me you've ever used your magic bullet as a blender before, i know its bullshit"

by QFRSSaddle September 16, 2022

Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Jawline Magic

When a person has a phenomenal jawline that is too incredible to handle that it's magical

Damn That jawline magic is strong

by Brosavemysoul69 August 21, 2017

Magic Bath

A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.

Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.

"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."

"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"

"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"

by DookSD July 31, 2008

Meth Magic

When a meth head appears out of no where

Yo I coulda sworn they stepped out for a second how did I not notice them walk past me beaming ? Meth magic bro

by Mrdancodered94 October 08, 2022