wee wood

literally just murdering everyone in your family

i wee wood!

by CHOOCJIE March 4, 2022

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

wood walker

A woman who gives a man an erection/ wood,

And then Walks away!

Wood Walker . A

person that gets a man aroused/ wood .Then Walks away!
A cock tease.

by Gridn308 January 5, 2024

5 woods

Smoking to forget about her

When im on her chest hearing her heart beat while she playes with my hair but then i realize it’s the 5 woods i faced to forget about her.

by yourdoggo June 16, 2024

Josh wood

The act of getting ur green cock out and making the girl in the versinaty cry

Corin was dropping loads game until he josh wooded her and she got her dad to pick her up

by Localmilf9 August 11, 2022

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018