Wood

TRIPPIE REDD: Smoke some wood in the woods on some wood.
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wood

Cold caller/Lead generator that failed to produce honest or legit work lead leaving the representative of the company empty when recalling the prospect
Brad produced a wood; did he do an honest days work on any calls?
by Lcamy July 08, 2024
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wood

Slang term meaning the perfect size penis that's course in texture.
I need some wood.
by Danese La Johnson May 17, 2022
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Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper
Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?
by Lisamonalisapizza February 16, 2022
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wood up

Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
by someone I guess March 05, 2021
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gave her wood

It is when you have a rock solid bonner and you dunk it inside her vagina.
"Ashley came over last night to watch a movie and i gave her wood instead"
by Sway Vizzy July 23, 2021
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Granville T. Woods

Granville T. Woods, born to free African Americans, held various engineering and industrial jobs before establishing a company to develop electrical apparatus. Known as "Black Edison," he registered nearly 60 patents in his lifetime, including a telephone transmitter, a trolley wheel and the multiplex telegraph (over which he defeated a lawsuit by Thomas Edison).
Granville T. Woods was known as the "Black Edison"
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