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wade wood

frat ya
1: "Are you really going to brush your teeth with a lit cigarette?"

2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
by dickleweed April 2, 2014
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Mr wood

A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.
Hey did you see him over there
Hell yeah he was hot
Must have been mr wood
by Riddle riddy December 22, 2020
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Lay Wood

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.
by TuAnon February 21, 2024
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Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.
"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."
by Infinitussy September 7, 2025
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wood swinger

NEGATIVE:A SUBORDINANT(HARRASING) GIRL THAT YOU CAN NOT SEEM TO GET RID OF. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE...ANNOYING YOU!!!
by wood swinger March 16, 2009
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Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.
oh look its chode wood!!!
by wagglewigglewoggle April 3, 2020
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Stone Woods

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019
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