pinapple nipples

A pair of nipples abnormally large and constantly lactate to give the resemblance of a moist pinapple.

She was nice but she had pinapple nipples.

by Omar the clean crack dealer March 20, 2017

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

nipple booger

nipple booger: the crust formed from dried colostrum leaking from your pregnant girlfriend’s nipples.

Girl i love those beautiful big boobies but you need to clean off them nipple boogers.

by trav c nova February 23, 2020

Nipple Jumper

When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.

One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!

Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"

by whizno June 29, 2018

Nipple Crepé

Act of pressing on only the center of the nipple with one finger until it becomes as flat as a crepé.

I thought he was going to pinch my nipples but he gave me a nipple crepé.

by Homegrown 420 February 21, 2017

Nipple Standing

Standing face to face with another human, with your chest pressed against one another so that your nipples touch.

Also know as, nipple stand

Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.

by OG Lone Wolf November 7, 2013

Nipple ring

A weird way to say your boring

Nipple ring for not adding bacon to flatbread pizza

by Wee gosle July 8, 2024