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Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,
Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?
by shailockbear November 8, 2025
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Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.
Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.
by shailockbear November 13, 2025
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Captain Alicia

The mythical Battleship champion known for sinking fleets with terrifying precision.
Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.
• “I lost in six moves. She must be a Captain Alicia.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”
by Justfreakinoutyanno December 10, 2025
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Captain Crunch

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021
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Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast
« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !
by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021
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