Canadian Down Under

When you combine Vegemite and maple syrup, smearing it on your girlfriend’s vagina before eating her out.

“Last night Stacy smeared Vegemite and maple syrup on her pussy, then had me eat her out”
“Oh you had a Canadian down under”

by Cletus McClitoris August 12, 2025

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

Canadian walkabout

Long hike or camping trip with no amenities.

Dude on PBS documentary was on Canadian walkabout following moose.

by Kjahnke812 January 18, 2017

Canadian

A person that drinks maple syrup living in igloos, is nice except when you start it, and people who look like Eskimos. They play hockey and ride dog sleds to get around. (Not realistically)

I wish I was a Canadian, then I could eat maple syrup all day long

by Mexhellee December 26, 2020

Canadian Snowblower

Blowjob ended with a money shot on the girl’s chest

You don’t have to swallow baby. Let me just give you a Canadian Snowblower.

by eviljew85 June 21, 2018

Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

Canadian breath mint

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.

Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.

by Chunk762 September 22, 2023