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Taking the wog for a dalk

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.
Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.
by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017
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Takes All Kinds

Short for: "It takes all kinds". Takes all kinds is a way of saying "I don't know, that person is weird, but it takes all kinds of people to run the world, even if those people are weirdos."
Person A: What the heck is she doing with her life?
Person B: *sigh* Takes all kinds.
by dangboyhethicc March 30, 2022
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Taking the chickens to Cambridge

Euphemism for a middle aged man persuading numerous 'hens' into his car to show them a good time away from his wife.
We're going on holiday with the family but first I'm taking the chickens to Cambridge
by JeffyWys February 13, 2019
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take a knee

To throw up due to the over consuption of alcohol.
Dude, he got really drunk and took a knee.
by Nick November 17, 2004
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take her soul

to have anal sex with a girl
"My girlfriend asked me not to stick it in her butt, but I'm definitely going to take her soul tonight"
by jumbawunba June 13, 2008
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take a real one

function: verb

1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.

2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.

3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.

4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
by Alana Post October 5, 2005
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taking it up the pooper

Taking a man's penis in one's rectum
Tom: Did you hear that Evan was taking it up the pooper?
Bob: Holy Sh----! I knew he would come out of the closet eventually!
by the johnster November 12, 2013
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