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taco rice

An Okinawan treat made for US Marines and Sailors consisting simply of white rice, taco meat, and shredded cheese. While simple enough, repeated attempts to recreate it stateside have failed. Whether its some crazy Asian spice or good old fashioned street crack, SOMETHING in Okinawan taco rice makes the the best damn drunk food on the planet and simply irresistible.
"We drinking in Kin-town tonight?" "Hell yes, and we're hitting Gate 4 up on the way back for taco rice!"
by Thundering Thirder February 23, 2014
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glossy taco

SIMPLY NAIL LOGICALS TOP COATS YOU GILTY ANIMAL
NEXT WE GON ADD A GLOSSY TACO
by chicken and chippsssssssss September 5, 2018
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taco sprinter

a fast running mexican waiter. often severing up food, drinks, refills or running to show how fast you have to run to get across the border.
HOLY CRAP!!! Did you see that taco sprinter ?!?!? He was like a bullet.
by more salsa April 19, 2006
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Taco Police

The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.
Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.
by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010
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taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011
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smokin' taco

To apply the term "smokin'", as in an attractive life form of the female gender, with taco, which synonymous with the female genitalia, the vagina.
She's a smokin' taco.
by JesuChristo May 9, 2006
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taco miracle

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.
Jesus was born of a taco miracle.
by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011
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