thick dad

Its when ur dad ia really thick
Bf: damn ur dad is really thick
Gf: ik we fuck sometimes
Bf: you lucky whore

Your father is a thick dad.

by Monarcas June 14, 2018

Seth's Dad

A term used by people who can not find something or someone and want something to say about a fat kid without a father figure that they don't know even exists.

My pencil just done a Seth's dad under my desk.

by Petrol Inhalor November 15, 2023

Olivers' Dad

Poof gone lol

Joe: Hey isnt Olivers' Dad at the shop

Oli: fuck you

by peenwa March 6, 2020

dad plat

The act of a father doing a plat/plats for their daughter, having little to no experience in the practice. Similar to a dad joke, they are often of low quality, but cute nonetheless.

Wow, look at that dad plat. The separation must be recent.

by Jayspray October 8, 2019

DAD

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk

by AhHGHGHGHG February 23, 2022

Diddley-dads

A random assortment of items; often food or edible items, of which the person doesn't necessarily know the name of.

"I just got back from the candy store."

"Oh good! What diddley-dads do you have in that bag?!"

by Maccas75 May 30, 2020

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom do I have a Dad?
Also where is the milk?

by brutherrrr November 7, 2022