dad-sharp

As sharp as your dad used to keep his knives― sharp but kind of dull, for safety. Not as sharp as grandpa-sharp.
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!

"Dude, put the knife down, it's sharp!"

"No worries, its just dad-sharp."

by kinru July 17, 2019

Dad

Cody

Cody is a dad

by Magic Mechanic September 8, 2020

no dad

when your dad leaves you for milk and doesn’t return

teacher: it’s bring your dad too school day
joe: i have no dad, he left

by random_noodle342 April 28, 2021

Dad

Dad I have not seen you since you went to get milk

Ur dad is getting milk

by Ben farran November 18, 2019

Melanin Dad

From ChatGPT: The term "melanin dad" is sometimes used as a term of endearment for a Black father.

Jaquavius is such a melanin dad.

by BeezaCM September 11, 2023

Jamie's dad

Jamie's dad is probably the sexiest man known to ever exist. He has curves in all the right places and has no limit to his power. As you could probably tell by his name, he is the father of Jamie. Because of this Jamie is his son. Which means that they are both connected through love.

Mason: Jamie's dad is an absolute baddie
Jamie: Shut the fuck up Mason

by Mster105 April 24, 2023

dAd pOo

Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones

Although MY mum is 5% worse

“Dad-I need the toilet

Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo

by Weird fish weird bishhh September 1, 2019