Sugar Zombie

What you turn in to when you've had too much sugar but feel like you need more to live.
Symptoms include: Hugging strangers, moaning loudly and laughing at inanimate objects.

We had so much sugar at the sleepover, we turned into sugar zombies. You wouldn't happen to have any sweets, would you?

by popcornpsychic August 17, 2011

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Sugar Grandpa

A good looking gentleman over 45 that has money, wears nothing but khakis, drives Cadillacs and dates women much younger than him on the reg.

Look at Kevin he’s such a stud! He’s always hauling around twenty something’s in his Caddy! What a pimp I hope I end up a sugar grandpa when I’m his age!! He makes Khakis cool too!

by Buck Mahogany March 20, 2025

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Sugar beets

Synonym for a man's (not woman's) testicles.

The penis is okay--I just don't know what to do with his sugar beets.

by Shelbicious2010 February 6, 2014

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Sugar Daddy

Used to describe a male ( typically over the age of 40, but not exclusively) whom caters to women with financial benefits in exchange for time, sex and/or attention, etc.

James: Hey, I saw you with a cute younger blonder girl at that fancy restaurant downtown? She's old enough to be your daughter.

Peter: Yes, I met her on Tinder. She needs funds for her college tuition. I am her sugar daddy & we met once a week.

by ComptonX4 March 22, 2023

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