chowder slap

n - a open handed smack to the face of another while ones hand is full of semen

v- to strike in above said manner

This bitch was actin a fool, so i gave her a mighty chowder slap.

by Denise Fleming is a Tampon December 22, 2008

Slapping the skinhead

A violent form of male masturbation.

Steve- "hey man, what the hell were you doing in the shower?"

Tim- "I was just slapping the skinhead."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

Ninja slap

A slap made with such speed, with so little noise, that the victim is suddenly in pain without knowing what hit them.

Dude, the other day, I totally ninja slapped the local douche bag at my school. He never knew who hit him.

by JaxD. November 16, 2010

Slapped a Bee

had sex

Tommy slapped a bee today...

by Tbalboa August 14, 2010

rough slap

to put sand or salt in your hand and then slap someone in their face. helps bruise it better.

my bitch got a rough slap for smoothtalking another man.

by gaggdsfsdfasd January 20, 2007

Bastard Slap

When a woman bitch slaps a man.

Woman: "Is there something called a bastard slap? Cause I wanted to do that to the driveway paver tonight. What an asshole."

by Turbo Joe Viturbo September 2, 2010