Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts

Get on your knees and suck my shorts!

by GmanBOMB2K19 April 17, 2022

Short

You.

We deeply regret to inform you, that you are in fact short.

Person a: Jeez, Tyler is tall.

Person b: He's not that tall... We've been over this Brenda, you're just short.

by yourunaveragehuman April 19, 2022

Short staffing

Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.

Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.

by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021

Short person

They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!

:)

Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!

by Just figured out that I'm GAY! November 4, 2021

Martin City Short-Long

A hair-cut. Like a Mohawk but wider, something in between a mullet and a Mohawk.

If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!

by IN THE FACE! November 9, 2021

Short lace

White poeple who short lace (laces are loose) their jordans are homofobic, racist and facist scum

Wow cool you have short laced jordans, ur such a racist

by SocialjusticewarriorLGTBQ+ November 11, 2021

short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.

Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021