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surprise kamikazi

The sexual act of the other partner injecting one of the 5 fingers located on the human hand into the said anus
I was tapping this fat bitch the other night and the bitch done do a surprise kamikazi
by thegms June 5, 2024
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swiss surprise

The act of yodeling inappropriately during an intimate or sexual act
"So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"

"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."
by Connor_Dubh May 4, 2020
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Surprise Pickling

Sexual Move: when your gf secretly dunks your nuts in vinegar.
She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.

(see definition: pickled eggs)
by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025
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Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.
Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
by McFetus February 21, 2015
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ethiopian surprise

Yo bro what you have for dinner last night?

Oh I had an Ethiopian Surprise
by Gwortley1 June 8, 2017
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Sami Surprise

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside
The Sami Surprise has been the cause of many premature femboy deaths
by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025
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A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
Tyler: yo what's going o-
Jacob: loud and potentially surprising sound effect
Tyler: (surprised af)
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
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