Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.

“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*

by caznamorac June 25, 2022

Jam Plebberton

a young homosexual prison fiend. known for his crimes against pots of jam & yo hi hoe fraud. commonly known for smashing everything in sight including Marilyn Mansons voluptuous booty.

Damn Boi that Jam Plebberton is a right poo poo head

by thatveganhoe July 4, 2022

butter and jam

when something is simply pointless

to play for butter and jam

“You guys are playing for butter and jam! It’s a lost game.”

by Gerald Hunt September 6, 2022

Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.

You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).

by deanofjizz April 27, 2022

Minor Jam

A melody or music that is probably not a good song, but still kind of has some bops.

“My guy, Don, he showed me some music he made at 3 in the morning. It was pretty shit, but I’m not gonna lie, it was kinda a minor jam”

by Doc Mister May 2, 2022

Beaver Jam

A term for girl-on-girl intercourse.

"I went over to Jan's house and found she and Cynthia engaged in a full-blown beaver jam. Scissoring, 69, toys... it was awesome."

by Rick Rudd November 7, 2022

Jam that hoe

when a bla- basketball player is about to dunk the bell through the rim

damn tyrone bouta jam that hoe

by xhoodieiso November 15, 2022