lazy bean

A soft, yet degrading, smear across another's face; given most commonly by one's open hand.

As little Luke walks down the hallway Mike sneaks up behind him and gives Luke a cruel lazy bean to the face, angering and humiliating Luke.

by Steve Queens August 09, 2006

Smol bean

Someone who is just too adorable for life

DΞΔN is a smol bean
Zico is a smol bean
Crush is a smol bean
24K are smol beans

by Deanisasmolbean January 22, 2017

smol bean

A guy who is Hipster trash. This term can be used to describe a young suburban teen who decides to transition into a hipster art kid over night. Probably has rich parents and is a fine arts major with no inherent artistic talent.

Friend: I have this smol bean in my painting class.

Me: oh that kid who paints his nails and makes really shitty conceptual art?

Friend: Yeah for his final project he submitted a video of him cutting a blank canvas in half. what a weirdo.

by mrflop January 08, 2019

rolling the bean

Powdering the muffin, square deal sally, fingering the finger food.

Cindy has seemed more upbeat lately, she must be rolling the bean.

by the web cohort August 05, 2005

smol bean

Someone or something that is innocent and adorable

Alycia Debnam-Carey is a smol bean :).

by LexaLyshCarey April 18, 2016

Jelly bean

The most ownage food in the world wayy better than candy corn

wtf jelly beans own candy corn noob

by Devin February 06, 2005

Smol Bean

Something too cute and too sweet to dislike

Just like you :)

Gerard is such a smol bean
Spodermen is a smol bean

by Master of Fear April 05, 2016