Dark stork

When you a black penis unexpectedly pokes you

Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.

by Dark storker February 26, 2017

Gothic Dark Lord

A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.

Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin

Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 19, 2024

The deep dark ground

Litteraly just like the deepest web but way darker

The deep dark ground is the "." in youtube search bar

by That Memer 69420 monke February 27, 2021

Dark Bear God

An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get

"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"

by MeliorSloth(Not a good source) January 23, 2024

dark-white chocolate

A white man with swag, soul, flavor and sex appeal

When he walks into the room you just know he has that dark-white chocolate deep down inside of him

by Interiorfix March 24, 2025

Dark as dick

Darker than black people

"Whoah man that guy is dark as dick"

by Sinop24 August 12, 2017

dark fonzie

A middle aged man with no children and expensive hobbies.

Originally coined by Marc Maron and Dean Delray as the title of their short lived podcast.

“Jerry got really into handmade leather goods and hifi stereos. Says he’s leaving it all to his cats. Full Dark Fonzie.”

by bennygoodnight August 25, 2022