Hams

the hottest and the prettiest girl you’ll ever meet <3 i love hams

girl 1: omg , i miss hams so bad..she’s just amazing!
girl 2: oh yeah, totally.. hams is just the hottest girl i've ever met!

by hamoseisthehottest November 21, 2021

Demi van ham

She is my classmate, we will become famous together that’s why she's in the dictionary 💯😍💯💯💯

We will be demi van ham😩

by SAndraForthewin November 21, 2021

Hot Ham

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

Ham

A rich white person most likely from the suburbs. Usually wearing khaki pants, dress shoes, and a tucked in button up shirt. Any white person with a bowl cut can also be considered a ham. You can find a lot of hams in catholic schools.

Who’s the new kid with the bowl cut? I think he’s a ham.

by Timothy Ham December 13, 2019

love ham

when an old flame sends you a ham for an event

my ex boyfriend who is still in love with me sent me a ham filled with love that still remains ~ love ham

by morganchelz7889 December 21, 2019

HAM

A cornball
A lame
Somebody who falls for anything
A goofy
It could also mean getting played
A dweeb

say you tryna talk to a girl and she play you or tryna act like you ain't you,, then if I was right there I would be like damn bro she just hammed you or you can be like damn I just hammed It could also mean you finessed somebody Soon as he send the money ima ham his ass in other words he not getting shit

by mr.chosen May 9, 2025