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Humans.

Humans ranging from condescending to idiotic or ruthless.
Humans who will make you say "I hate it here''
I typed "I hate it here" in my computer's search bar, because of fucking foolish humans.
by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022
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Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.
Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.
by ..ms.. April 5, 2023
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Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom
i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022
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a human ick

by sksodoejsnif February 20, 2022
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Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia <Emotion>
Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia <Emotion>
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Lil human

A little human (kinda like a elf) watching over you when you sleep.

Origins from the cold north of the world.
by Sir Nicholas den tykke March 25, 2022
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The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.
The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.
by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019
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